UnseenDemonSlayer

A young woman named Lady Fappington loved making art, and practiced painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical potatoes, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic George, and a portrait of Vic Mignogna that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby bra for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in painting to create t

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a smashing surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Almiqui, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly exploded. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 chips. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Sir Fappington who always dreamed of becoming the world's best prostitute. He trained every day for over 9000 hours in order to beat his rival, The Sparkly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Sir Fappington came armed with a unicorn and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Sir Fappington emerged as the moist victor! His achievement is celebrated every Boxing Day.